big matt and fries.

^{Since Jonathan seems to be freaking out enough for the both of them, Matt decides that he can relax and let Jonathan do the panicking for him. And that’s probably EXTREMELY mean, considering the other boy looks he’s two heart palpitations away from an early heart attack, but in Matt’s defense— he is half awake, and self-serving by nature. He leans back against the wall of pushed in bleachers and rubs at his eyes, trying to adjust to the gym’s florescent lights and the fact that he is in an upright position.}

^{❛ Well, that’s something. I mean, I was more worried about rupturing one of your balls, but I’m totally glad you have a one hundred percent SOFT DICK.❜}

^{He definitely squints at the zipper of Jonathan’s jeans to confirm that claim, before dragging his hands down his face and sighing.}

^{❛ It’s fine, man. I mean, I am really tired. My mom kept me up until like three with these stupid flash cards that helped literally nothing. —Sorry I drooled on you, unless that’s semen. But I guess I’d say sorry for that too, or maybe, you’re welcome? I don’t know. I’ve never been in this position.❜}       

                             ^{☆ ⁞          matt is truly someone not to be messed with. he’s just talking about guy things and Jonathan feels like he’s going to have a stupid stroke. he doesn’t get how someone like matt can have such an effect, but tell that uncertainty to his warm cheeks. it’s not like this is new, or anything, he’s always blushing around matt. the boy has no filter and will say anything he wants. jonathan doesn’t know how to handle someone like that.}

              ^{❛ well, you should be glad, shouldn’t you?
                                  what guy wants to wake up with another guys… hard one all up in their face ? ❜}

^{he forces a nervous laugh, before shutting his mouth when matt decides to speak again. it’s not that he’s SCARED of matt, because he’s definitely not. the guy just puts him on edge. he just never knows what to expect when he’s in matt’s presence and he’s not really used to that. he’s not used to being around someone so much that’s not his family. it’s just a little hard to get used to.}

             ^{❛ — you can nap more if you need to. I- I won’t tell anyone. I nap in the library sometimes. ❜}

^{he hates that matt gets him this way. he’s usually much calmer. and when matt mentions more of jonathan’s… GUY THINGS his point is only even more set in stone. matt just doesn’t give a fuck.}

       ^{❛ s-semen ?! why would it be that — of course it’s not that… I don’t come early. I’ll just jerk off later. ❜}

                                                                                        ^{a pause.}

                                 ^{❛ NOT thinking about YOU, or anything !! That- that’d be WEIRD. ❜}